The Monte Matrix

“You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.”

Which pill do you choose?


20 Things

20 Things You Can Trust more than some new Montesano electeds:

  1. A bar tended by Bill Cosby
  2. A used mattress
  3. A porcupine with a “pet me” sign
  4. Brian Williams
  5. Sasquatch sightings
  6. Dan Wood saving the city $200,000
  7. A dinner invitation from Hannibal Lecter
  8. Michael Jackson’s doc
  9. Used car salesmen
  10. A bankrupt bistro chef handling city biz
  11. A screen door on a submarine
  12. An elevator ride with Ray Rice
  13. Chicago mayors
  14. A fishing journal
  15. Bugs Bunny guarding a carrot patch
  16. A divorce lawyer saying she’s going to save you moola
  17. Ted Kennedy’s driving
  18. Hillary’s email server
  19. Public works employees surfing city computers on city time
  20. Barney Fife






The city of Montesano has a new FACEBOOK PAGE. Mayor Samuel wants to hear from you, sort of.

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BYO rainbows and roses.