Spring has sprung in Montesano!!!!! Aren’t we lucky to live in such a beautiful town?
Welcome to our first annual April Fool’s Contest! We’ve compiled a list
of our favorite Fool of the Year candidates. Their all special. Whose
– Guy who hawks Montesano jihadi bus tours after ISIS-related arrest,
thinks he’s funny
– Cowardly internet trolls
– Threat makers
– “Media” legends in their own mind
– Mayor who drop$ a bundle “redecorating” city hall, complains about
– Monte council saviors
– Free Wi Fi fantasy play
– Re-opening whiplash posers- “I’m shutting down this site. No I’mreopening. No now I’m shutting down. Wait. I’m reopening the reopening.Now I’m done. Wait not yet. Reopening again. Now I’m in la laland…”
– City employees surfing sports and porn on on city computers
And the winner is…
WE Love Montesano! WE LOVE our city so much we’re throwing a Virtual Valentines Party for it! There’s so much that’s great here! Let’s celebrate BULLDOG PRIDE!!! Here’s some favorites. Come on in and WELCOME! BECAUSE WE LOVE MONTEBERRY!
New here? Good! We’re so glad to have you join us that we want to introduce us. Like, there’s a few things you oughtta know about us. FIRST, we have rules. SECOND, we change them whenever we want. That’s because we own this site. Our site. Our rules. So for all of you love-doves out there who think it’s your 1st Amendment right to post crap on our site, here’s a little newsflash: it’s not. Here are some ground rules to help you out.
HOW TO PLAY NICELY HERE:
JUST BEWARE, speaking up in this town is only for the brave. If you’d like to keep the status quo and make nice with the fishies, you may want to sit the market place of ideas out and knit an Afghan or something.
For the rest, see how easy it is to play? Enjoy the party. Invite your friends to join in! We’ll leave the light on for you!