Chez Stefano proudly offers these specialty menu items:
Our choicest cut of beast, braised in Red Whine.
Accompanied by assorted Vini Veggies, lightly steamed and served on a bed of froufrou.
Wrapped in thin skin. With Petit Brussel Pouts.
With a nice side of Crumbling Credibility and Bias-Cut Red Beats
On its own platter. No side dish needed
Because someone has nothing better to do
with Salade Sexiste
Topped with our Special Syndicate Sauce:
Vini, Nikki, David, Dan and Ian
Creme de Bull-ee
With a spritz of raspberry UnClair de Loon
Where crap is always on the menu.