20 Things

20 Things You Can Trust more than some new Montesano electeds:

  1. A bar tended by Bill Cosby
  2. A used mattress
  3. A porcupine with a “pet me” sign
  4. Brian Williams
  5. Sasquatch sightings
  6. Dan Wood saving the city $200,000
  7. A dinner invitation from Hannibal Lecter
  8. Michael Jackson’s doc
  9. Used car salesmen
  10. A bankrupt bistro chef handling city biz
  11. A screen door on a submarine
  12. An elevator ride with Ray Rice
  13. Chicago mayors
  14. A fishing journal
  15. Bugs Bunny guarding a carrot patch
  16. A divorce lawyer saying she’s going to save you moola
  17. Ted Kennedy’s driving
  18. Hillary’s email server
  19. Public works employees surfing city computers on city time
  20. Barney Fife






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