Welcome to Chez Stefano

Chez Stefano proudly offers these specialty menu items:

ENTREES

Faux Fillet

Our choicest cut of beast, braised in Red Whine.

Accompanied by assorted Vini Veggies, lightly steamed and served on a bed of froufrou.

Eminent Ego

Wrapped in thin skin. With Petit Brussel Pouts.

Pompous Prig

With a nice side of Crumbling Credibility and Bias-Cut Red Beats

Fire-Roasted Fathead

On its own platter. No side dish needed

Hamachi Hato

Because someone has nothing better to do

 

HOUSE SPECIALTY

Neanderthal Shishkabob

with Salade Sexiste

Topped with our Special Syndicate Sauce:
Vini, Nikki, David, Dan and Ian

DESSERT OPTIONS

Creme de Bull-ee

With a spritz of raspberry UnClair de Loon

Chez Stefano.

Where crap is always on the menu.

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