The Candy Dan

GumdropsThe Candy Dan

Hey Candy Dan!

 

Alright everybody gather ‘round

The Candy Dan is here

What kind of Candy do you want?

Sweet fake

Extra malted fake

Gumdrops?

Whatever you can take.

 

You’ve come to the right Can

‘Cause she’s the Candy Dan

 

Who can take a sunrise (who can take a sunrise)

Pitch an epic fit (pitch an epic fit)

Cover it with trash and a below-the-belt hit?

 

The Candy Dan (the Candy Dan)

Oh, the Candy Dan can (the Candy Dan can)

The Candy Dan can

‘Cause she’s mixed with Mistah Wood

Pulls wool over your hood.

(Pulls wool over your hood.)

 

Who take an open seat (who can take an open seat)

Wrap it in a sty (wrap it in a sty)

Soak it in some dung and make Danny go cry?

 

The Candy Dan (the Candy Dan)

The Candy Dan can (the Candy Dan can)

The Candy Dan can

‘Cause she’s mixed with Mistah Wood

Pulls wools over your hood.

 

The Candy Dan makes everything she bakes

Salacious and quite vicious

Now let’s talk about who’s just malicious

While she’s raining down the disses.

 

Oh, who can take tomorrow (who can take tomorrow)

Dip it in a scream (dip it in a scream)

Stomp off in a huff and confuse crap for the cream?

 

The Candy Dan (the Candy Dan can)

Oh, the Candy Dan can (the Candy Dan can)

The Candy Dan can

‘Cause she’s mixed with Mistah Wood

Pulls wool over your hood. …

 

A-Candy Dan, a-Candy Dan, a-Candy Dan
(Makes the commission taste bad)
A-Candy Dan, a-Candy Dan, a-Candy Dan
A-Candy Dan, a-Candy Dan, a-Candy Dan
(Now isn’t that sad?)
A-Candy Dan, a-Candy Dan, a-Candy Dan……

 

So sorry Sammy D.

 

Gumdrops – terren in Virginia. Creative Commons.

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